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Cheese-Tastic

When a guy is making a sandwich for his lady friend(which rarely happens) and he has no cheese for the sandwich. What he does at this point is ejaculate onto the bread, using his"jizz" as cheese.
Guy:"Honey this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm making you a sandwich, what do you want on it?"

Girl:"I don't care babe but I want it to be CHEESE-TASTIC!"
by DBigshot November 25, 2010
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Ass Cheese

When a man cums in a girls ass and leaves it there to ferment for 3 days until it is crusty enoughto eat with a spoon.
Homie I pounded Tiffany 3 days ago her ass cheese is bomb.
by J walka May 18, 2016
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Cheese Throat

A filmy buildup in the throat from substances such as mucus, or more commonly thick, liquid foods such as queso, that makes it difficult to speak properly without first clearing one's throat.
Jim took a moment to clear his throat before speaking, as the casserole he was eating gave him cheese throat.
by CheeseThroat September 12, 2017
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Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.
"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019
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Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.
Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!
by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011
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cheese obsessive

A person who is obsessed with the fine art of eating cheese. Often used as a diss for immature little kids.
Bob is a complete cheese obsessive.
Go die, you stupid cheese obsessive! OH! THATS A DISS!!!!!!!!!!
by cheese obsessive May 13, 2005
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