When you’re in prison or jail volunteering on a forest fire and you meet up with your girlfriend in the middle of the forest for sex.
Joe: I arranged a bush meet for tomorrow!
Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.
Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.
by sergi0 April 27, 2024
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Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.
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This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.
This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.
I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 15, 2024
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Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
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