3 bear

3 bear a person who will one up every thing you do. If you shot one bear they shot 3 bears.

Hey i just got 3 beared on how long my dick is.

by Shasta pop April 10, 2025

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024

Green Bay bear hug

Hugging someone tightly, while holding an entire loaf of good cheddar cheese in one hand and a regulation football in the other, preferably while overlapping wrists or forearms behind the back of the receiver.

It was so good to see him that I ran right over and gave him a long, warm, Green Bay bear hug, then let him take a big bite off my loaf before falling back and passing him the ball, in a perfect, short spiral.

by GungaDan August 26, 2022

Honey Bear

The prettiest girl in the entire world and best girlfriend. She is caring and attentive. She is hardworking and loves to laugh. She has a pretty smile and even prettier eyes.

You see her over there? That’s my Honey Bear.

by Anonymousmannumber3 September 25, 2023

Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017

Polar bear

When you call someone, usually a female, a polar bear it means they a thick and haven't shaved

Guy 1: You see Jessica?

Guy 2: Yeah, she fine as hell, she's a polar bear

by vsaucefaggot August 17, 2020

care bear hughes

the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.

greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.

by baby g big c $$$ February 1, 2009