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two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
mugGet the two ton race horsemug.
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>.0,I,0., Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<Angel Jose Robles> Is Free I On I 06 /17/2025, An.U.dA.JuNADudE Seventeenth, Two Thousan d And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!
OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
mugGet the CRACK FOR TWO!mug.

Two tier kier

A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.
arresting people for facebook posts? Thats just classic Two tier kier!
by Professional Labour Hater February 9, 2025
mugGet the Two tier kiermug.

Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door
There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped
by Nvious September 23, 2020
mugGet the Two uniformsmug.

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
mugGet the Two Stage Flutemug.

TWO FACED

when someone acts a certain way too you and another when your not around
Julia is so two faced its not even funny
by ieatazz2273 June 17, 2020
mugGet the TWO FACEDmug.

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