Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit

Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"

by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022

Nap'n Poo

It's like when you Netflix and Chill except you take a nap and take a poo.

Hey everybody! Come on down to my place for a Nap'n Poo!

by Stannler McGee November 29, 2017

Pizzy Pooed

When your friend named phoenix goons you till you shit

Damn Phoenix pizzy pooed me all night

by fjordglimping master June 28, 2025

Poo

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by Saggyfatface October 31, 2020

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 20, 2020

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021