Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk

The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
by JAB32 January 28, 2023
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The Two's

The janky strip club in the dump of a town called Billerica
Fuck buddy its friday, tryna rip the Two's?

Fuck that im not going to the dirty rick!
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The Two

Michael Jordan is the best player to play The Two
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Two Party Dictatorship

A country that is controlled by only two political beliefs like Democrats or Republicans with the illusion that they have multiple choices
We live in two party dictatorship, only two choices and unable to question narratives with the illusion of a democracy.
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Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.
Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!
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two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley
i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.
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The Two-Piece

A good suck and handy performed in tandem
Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night
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