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Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.
Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.
by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011
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Ass In The Club

The alternative name for Michael Martinez's (From the band Allstar Weekend) song, "I Get Down"
Girl 1: Did you hear Michael's song, Ass In The Club?

Girl 2: YES! I get down, down, down.....
by assintheclub July 14, 2011
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get big in the club

To lift weights in the gym. You gotta get in shape at the gym to impress all the ladies at the club.
Jordan: "Wanna get big in the club, bro?
Matt: "Yeah man. Gotta impress those ladies."
by meaganfeagan August 14, 2011
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Let the brown bear out of the cave.

The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.
I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.
by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
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fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.
Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.
by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 20, 2011
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Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
by Canadaslang December 27, 2011
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Stir'n the custard

For a male to have sexual intercourse with a female, straight after another male has just done so and ejaculated or jizzed inside her.
Therefore siring around the ejaculate or jizz that is already inside of her.
Aww mate thats rank , she just went with him, you've been Stir'n the custard
by IbanezFreakDX May 2, 2012
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