A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger
They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”
“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”
“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”
“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”
“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”
“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
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everyone pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship can be classified as a simp, a fuckboy, or both. (all of these terms are gender neutral). two people that are simps go together well, and two people who fuckboys go together well.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
- a simp idolizes their romantic partner.
- a fuckboy degrades their romantic partner.
-a simp who is also a fuckboy idolizes their partner for sole purpose of sexual engagement.
*talking about a new guy*
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
"don't talk to him, because by simp theory, since you are a simp, and he is a fuckboy, it won't work out"
by yung nugget May 6, 2020
Get the simp theory mug.A way to reveal your crush in a large group of people, typically in a Discord server. Simp reveals are usually Discord messages that are done once or twice by a user, which is what makes them special. Simp reveals can be deleted by a user, or the message can stay up, in which their crush can see the message. Usually, this is done by a person after they set a goal. For example, after someone hits 5 thousand messages, they will do a Simp reveal.
by firebutawesome November 4, 2020
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The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
The day on which simps are appreciated for their hard work of protecting women and being nice to them
by simp2020 July 21, 2020
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Garrett- If say so, but I have faith in you.
Garrett- If say so, but I have faith in you.
by Urban Bone Master April 8, 2020
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1. Is between two simps
2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war
3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially
1. Is between two simps
2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war
3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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