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eat my cookie

lick the pussy. to do oral sex to female.
Alex told David to eat my cookie and she taste his milk for free.
by Manny-Z December 5, 2011
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excuse my french

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.
by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003
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My name jeff

A rude way to tell someone you don't want to engage with them. Basically telling someone to fuck off.
Person 1: hey

Person 2: my name jeff

Teacher: did you do your homework?
Student: my name jeff
by Prelewddude May 20, 2018
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pimp my ride

A TV show were a group of mechanics take someones old car and turn in it to a dangerous mobile death trap of various gizmos and gadgets. The 'Pimp My Ride' team see no danger in putting a jacuzzi full of water in a car with 14 inch plasma screens, and also the pimp my ride team cannot see putting pool tables and popcorn makers on top of car boot unpracticle?

I think the idea of Pimp My Ride is to turn your car into as much fun as possible so you will never want to leave!
CAR OWNER: Thanks for the paint job on my car Pimp My Ride, but I really don't see what the point is of having a full fitted kitchen, complete with a state of the art dish washer and a cooker hood on the boot of car?
PIMP MY RIDE TEAM: (silence)
by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008
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titties in my mouth!

1. an exclamation of joy or delighted surprise

2. an enthusiastic expression of agreement.
Ashton: Dude, we won!
Harrison: Ahh, TITTIES IN MY MOUTH!
*enthusiastic high five*
by GO PRIDE October 19, 2010
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my hero academia

some anime the "quirky" girls at my school won't stfu about. they barely even watch anime too, but they call themselves weebs because it's "trendy." bruh
quirky girl #1: hey have you seen my hero academia? i stan deku toga todoroki-
actual weeb: stfu pls ty
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker
by Teleco November 26, 2016
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