pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

Bush

Inventor of 9/11

Jesus fucking christ, my dad died because of Bush
He was a great pilot

by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019

Chloes bush

A special berry bush that was created at the dawn of time. If you ever eat a berry from the bush you will be gifted with immortality.

Mmm Chloes bush is so delighted

by Lemon pepper7 October 20, 2021

Bush’s Law

Noun.
Bush’s law, named after former U.S. president George W. Bush, describes a moment in which a competitive game has reached the specific score of 9 to 11.

A derivative of Zonic’s law from counter strike

The score is 8 to 11? Bush’s Law incoming??? PauseChamp

by Dr Socks January 8, 2024

Bush Chicken

Bush Chickens are chickens that hide in bushes. They have puffy green feathers and are very shy.

They only live in Ontario, unfortunately.

"I saw a Bush Chicken on my driveway last night."

by Mr. Zonks May 17, 2021

Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.

"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024