A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
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An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
Get the bullet goblins mug.Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.
You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.
by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023
Get the Fantazynny goblin mug.Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";
I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.
by kool2bkind August 25, 2023
Get the Cheese Goblin mug.A player in CSGO who is legit god himself when it comes to the awp. Legends speak tales of his work when an awp is bestowed in his hands. When he has an awp, its a guaranteed win.
by @notAirmass01 August 25, 2023
Get the Awp-goblin mug.A frog gobbler is an especially unattractive, older woman of the night with noticeably stretched out lips.
Dude, do you see that frog gobbler across the street? How many frogs do you think she had to gobble a day to get a mouth like that?
by Tig-Ol-Bitties August 30, 2023
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