by Jerff March 25, 2018
Get the Onion Fart mug.When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.
by JerBearGRR November 8, 2016
Get the fart dial mug.When your silent-mode phone vibrates on a hard surface and makes a loud buzzing sound, like flatulence.
by SirSolarSeven January 27, 2016
Get the Phone-fart mug.Dude I think I just had The Indian Fart, I soiled my trousers and everything Nolan.
Really Broski thats not as big as my Indian Fart.
Really Broski thats not as big as my Indian Fart.
by SpeakerOfFaxington December 17, 2021
Get the The Indian Fart mug.Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.
Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”
Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”
Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”
by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019
Get the Fart frosting mug.A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.
by Narwhal Rider March 2, 2009
Get the fart stack mug.Someone who licks ass while the person receiving it lets a fart loose, resulting in the fart going on the persons tongue.
by Pro Fart Licker November 17, 2021
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