by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011
Get the double door ass mug.Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.
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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".
by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019
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Get the double sided spoon mug.double-handed rub:
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
- going at your gear and masturbating with two hands instead of one
- obviously, a GREAT masturbation technique which kind of explains itself
Background:
- Two hands are better than one.
- The male version usually involves massaging the grapes while cranking the sausage.
- The female version usually entails holding back the curtains while tickling the little-gal-in-the-boat.
Ex.1
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
Joe just discovered the 'double-handed rub' and now has to use speaker phone during phone sex with Val.
Ex.2
Val used to easily pleasure herself while she was driving, but since she discovered (and totally switched to) the 'double-handed rub', she either pulls her vehicle over to the side of the road or she drives with the cruise control on and steers with her nose or feet.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
Get the double-handed rub mug.Refers to a woman, whose mustache is so thick, you have to put two bags over her head to keep her whiskers from poking through.
by Twistedtrishster & Kristine December 30, 2010
Get the Double Bagger mug.When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.
by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010
Get the double dick mug.its wat u call someone wen ur at mcdonalds and they piss u off or if the person behind the counter pisses u off
by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006
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