When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. 
Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
by anonymous March 16, 2021
Get the dead scissormug. a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen
from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
by bfdi July 21, 2023
Get the man i’m deadmug. The memes are dead
by Leviosa Dragon August 16, 2016
Get the deadmug. by Fexfan May 20, 2023
Get the done did deadedmug. by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022
Get the dead man livingmug.