Happy he's dead

You were happy when my shit was stolen. You reminded me every day how happy you were that my shit was stolen and that I had to sit here and work as my work was being stolen. So no you don't give a fuck about liberty or personal property rights. You give a fuck about YOU not getting murdered for this and being perceived as being better than someone you are not better than.

Hym "So I wouldn't say I'm happy he's dead... It's more like, I want the money and the credit I'm entitled to and I don't give a fuck about a YouTube bitch getting shot for a REASON that the YouTube fucks CAN'T ACTUALLY BE TRUST TO TELL YOU... So! Notice how I'm NOT getting murdered. Because according to the news it's coming from the left AND right... AT both the left and right... But NOT at me. I wouldn't test the dead man switch if I were them either but STILL. Even I could see how I would be considered reprehensible and/or killable! But these idiots just don't get it. They legitimately don't see themselves as killable! It is unreal. THEY can never be morally wrong. It's not a possibility in their own minds. Crazy."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

dead rolled

Being "dead rolled" is another term for being: stoned, faded, lit, and lit af.

"Man, I'm so dead rolled"
"Oh, me too dude. I'm stoned "

by Freddygotlit July 23, 2017

dead

drama alert

dead

by 8pgi January 28, 2021

teddy dead

When someone does something right before you are about to do it. Preferably a cibling or friend. It is one of the most annoying things ever.

I turned on the water to the shower and went to get a towel from my room. I came back and heard my brother singing along to the radio while showering. I hate when he is teddy dead.

by Nikoss January 31, 2008

Bro dead

When a friend particularly a guy is down for anyone but his bro’s

Man ever since John got a girlfriend he’s been bro dead

by Bro dead June 5, 2020

Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019

dead gemmies

Inflatable holiday yard decorations (most of which are manufactured by a company called 'Gemmy') without the blower motor on; the inflatables deflate and appear as flat, lifeless blobs on the lawn.

"Dude, their yard won first place in the neighborhood decoration contest, but when they turn the power off at night, it's just a graveyard of dead Gemmies."

by C Baker January 7, 2008