Star of David

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

Britani and David

Crank whore junkie

Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.

by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024