Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.

Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!

by JRdanbury March 23, 2016

Duck Butter

When two (ugly) people (male&female) have sex, and a gelatin/butter substance is made between the two of them. Usually disgusting and smelly, and leaves a snail trail like substance on sheets. If they do not separate, the duck butter will harden and cause trouble for the both of them.

"Ewww, they are going to make Duck Butter together"
"They are so ugly they make duk butter, when they have sex." - A random uncle.
"Lets go make some duck butter!"

by Sai R. March 29, 2016

Butters

When a person or thing is ugly and/or unattractive. Can be a person Whois undatable mostly referring to virgins

"What about jake"
"NO he's butters"

by Rebel_emo-unicorn.xx March 29, 2016

Duck Butter

Duck butter leaves terrible chaffage - dm for photos

Hey J, is that some duck butter?

Yeah man, so much sand and swim shirt netting...

by Yazza12 November 16, 2018

butters

ugly. clapped. british slang

you're butters fam

by gere4 November 17, 2018

toast with an extra side of butter!

When you drop something that's coming straight for you, or when you miss the perfect catch.

Mary: *runs towards ball*
Had: *ball 2 feet away*
A: *Ball right in her hands*
Little: *Drops*
Lamb: MaRyY!!!
MLG: OMFG!!
No: I'm sorry, did anybody order Toast with an extra side of butter!
Scope: Yes, I believe Mary did she's in table GTFO.

by Bob'sButteryBiscuits,Isella November 19, 2018

Lung Butter

Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.

The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.

by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018