yu p's problem, short for "Yupeng's Problem", is the solution/reason to every event happened in the world. Whenever something happens, it's always yu p who causes it.
Fuck, why is 农批 so hard, what's the point of playing if we can't win?
I would say that's yu p's problem.
I would say that's yu p's problem.
by goblindrill August 5, 2022
Get the yu p's problemmug. 
When a girl or guy gets turned on by being covered in mashed potatoes and having a dude jizz on them—usually in the form of the man masturbating to completion on the mashed-potatoes-covered body of the other person.
“Boy if you wanta get face sat tonight- you’re going to have to give me the Moshy P before.”
“I just don’t think I will be able to jizz on the mashed potatoes.”
“Boyyyyyyy my booty be extra stanky for a face sit though.”
“Extra stanky?! For that I will definitely jizz in the mashed potatoes.”
“I just don’t think I will be able to jizz on the mashed potatoes.”
“Boyyyyyyy my booty be extra stanky for a face sit though.”
“Extra stanky?! For that I will definitely jizz in the mashed potatoes.”
by Daddypengy September 4, 2025
Get the The Moshy Pmug. Canadian political party who's leader agreed to have the take the penis of another political party leader deep in his mouth in exchange for financial gain or, possibly due to blackmail.
Justin Trudeau: "Jagmeet Singh and I have 'agreed' to form a coalition so that I can remain in power until 2025."
Jagmeet Singh: "Indeed, the Liberal party and the IN-DEEP-P will continue to destroy Canadian freedoms together, and not because were both Klaus Schwab bitches."
Jagmeet Singh: "Indeed, the Liberal party and the IN-DEEP-P will continue to destroy Canadian freedoms together, and not because were both Klaus Schwab bitches."
by dan ad lumen March 26, 2022
Get the IN-DEEP-Pmug. S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020
Get the S-I-M-Pmug. "P Driddied" - noun: an underaged male who has experienced inappropriate physical contact or sexual advances from an individual who is of legal age, typically occurring at a party where the assailant, often male, utters racial slurs under the belief they are permissible. This term is coined to raise awareness about such occurrences and advocate for the protection and support of young boys who may be victims of such actions, particularly in contexts where power dynamics and bigotry intersect.
"After attending a house party last weekend, James confided in his friends that he had been 'P Driddied' by one of the older attendees who not only assaulted him but also hurled racial slurs, leaving James feeling violated and deeply distressed."
by MetroLamar May 7, 2024
Get the P Driddiedmug.