appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016

slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

Berlin Handshake

Akin to a mutual dutch rudder or a dutch row boat
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.

The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.

Shane and Sean decided they would rather give each other a Berlin Handshake then listen to one more minute of this lecture.

by cutepandafarts September 20, 2016

Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.

Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.

by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016

african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.

Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)

by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016

Essex handshake

A greeting loved by many an Essex girl specifically the gentleman proffers his hand with his three middle fingers together and his thumb and little finger spread out. The gentleman inserts said 3 fingers into the ladies vagina and the little finger into her rectum, the thumb being strategically placed on the ladies clitoris.

I met Cheryl at the Sugar Hut last night and gave her the old Essex handshake, she was as wet as a billposters bucket and I then shagged her over the bonnet on the way home to her council dwelling. It was like throwing a sausage up an alley

by Cara Van Swinger December 13, 2016

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017