Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

anal

Wrong hole bit it stil feels good

anal is sex in the buthole

by kipkiwi November 7, 2018

Steak and Anal Day

Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!

Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!

by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019

Anal Rapage

The act of rape, via the anus.
Usually deployed as a euphemism for anal rape but is largely ineffective due to the similarity of the two terms.

Yet another victim of anal rapage...
Watch out, I heard he was convicted of anal rapage.
Don't go down there at night unless you're looking for some anal rapage.
Anymore shit and I'll give you some anal rapage!

by KoiB0i September 14, 2025

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Lobster & Anal

Unwritten rule, that if you buy a girl lobster for dinner, you get anal.

Always do surf and turf on the third date. Lobster & Anal is awesome.

by BC1969 May 17, 2025

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)

"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022