Wet lettuce

Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time

Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones

by Muscualr Crab December 8, 2023

Wet Poop Deck

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

Bro me and my girl tried out “Wet Poop Deck” last night, it was crazy.

by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019

Text wet

When you begin to put yourself into sexual behaviour over text, for example sexting.

Let’s text wet together

by Valkyrixa October 1, 2022

wet smoker

Somebody, that gets the cigar as wet as his bed at night

Look at Jonny deep throating that cigar, he is a wet smoker

by Knorck January 25, 2020

Wet Wonda

When a female fingers herself, then proceeds to give you a wet Willy.

I was at the strip club and got a lapper. During it she gave me an ol wet Wonda!

by TyGuy641 February 24, 2025

wet fozzy

grab a creamsicle and after putting it in a woman's pussy eat it use as lube while having a 3 way with her and a teddy bear

don't touch your sister's bear for a while i used it for a wet fozzy

by Handsome N' Wealthy September 8, 2016

Wet Winnie

When a female puts a finger in her pussy and then puts it in your ear

So what, she gave you a wet willy?
Nah Bro, that was a Wet Winnie!!

by Corny6Nuts April 9, 2025