Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by anonymous August 13, 2024

Mexican Air Freshener

The used toilet paper with shit on it that's left in the trash cans or on the floor of bathrooms.

The bathroom smelled like someone just took a dump but then I realized it was just the Mexican air fresheners.

by cuddle_lingus October 30, 2020

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021

Mexican Lawmower

The act of ripping a woman’s pubes out with your teeth.

“Hey man what were you up to last Wednesday?”
“Not much, just giving your ex a Mexican Lawmower“

by YouNeedJesus69 February 18, 2024

Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024

Mexican Pixie Stick

The act of pouring cocaine down a straw stuck in an asshole

I asked Bobby for a pixie stick, didn’t expect it to be a Mexican pixie stick!

by Lettucehead November 24, 2017

Mexican pancake

When someone cums of your faces and waits for it to dry so you can eat it

Let me make you into. a Mexican pancake babe

by Quizhpi the best April 21, 2023