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nickleback sucks 

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!
nickleback sucks by Edders1 September 14, 2013
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dick sucking mad 

When a person or persons make other people so mad that they suck dick ferociously.
Man did you see Michelle last nite? Nah why?
Cuz she was dick sucking mad? Damn!!!
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Fortnite sucks 

someone who hate fortnite because of toxic players etc
1: man you play fortnite?
2: no, fortnite sucks
Fortnite sucks by venison_ February 1, 2022

stone cold sucka 

loser; punk. Completely unworthy. Usually described as someone who demonstrates very idiotic things.
Don't call your boyfriend back. That stone cold sucka is cheating on you!
stone cold sucka by JKC July 15, 2005

Chatline Cock Sucker 

1. Hungry cock suckers who announce on a chatline that they are there to suck off men who can't find the desirable hot chick he is looking for. Men then make a visit to the chatline cock sucker who acts as the cum dumpster providing a good blow and go.

2. The cum dumpster on a chatline.
I called that chat line to find a hot chick, but no one was on, so I got my load sucked out by the chatline cock sucker who swallowed every last drop of sperm!
Chatline Cock Sucker by CLCS January 5, 2011

Sorry Sap Sucker 

A very nasty person. Less often used as it’s counterpart word, mother fucker. People often use this term trying to make themselves not sound so nasty as saying, “mother fucker”, but other countries actually consider “Sorry Sap Sucker” as one of the harshest things to call someone.
“That sorry sap sucker ate the last dinner role!”
“Jeez, what a sorry sap sucker!”

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.
sucks at life by Ashley December 1, 2003