Slap the Tosh

to tickle somebodys funny bone enough that it makes him want to watch tosh.0

god that joke made me want to slap the tosh!

by monkeyjoker April 22, 2011

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"

Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011

The Cannonball Slap

The act of hanging on your ceiling fan and dropping a large log into your partner's rectum, thus slapping her innards. The vagina can work too, but she may not like it.

Dude, I totally wanted to The Cannonball Slap to your sister last night.

by Eric DontTryThisAtHome BigDick December 7, 2010

slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches

the corner girl had slap-faced disease

by panagos December 17, 2010

Book-slapped

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.

His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!

by C. Mac December 24, 2010

bootlicka slap

a slap to back of the neck not to hurt but to be loud and disrespectful

he has such a goffy neck its perfect for a bootlicka slap

by barrythenewsguy September 7, 2010

Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010