Peekaboo shit

When a piece of shit slightly comes out while you're trying hard to shit it out but when you stop it returns into the rectum. Most of the time it happens repeatedly.

Dave: What took you so long man?
John: Sorry man I had some peekaboo shit and it just wouldn't come out

by TheBrokenBackFucker August 27, 2016

eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Bowl Shit

The brown juice that leaks out of your burrito bowl when it hasn't been sealed properly.

I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"

by carli-fries June 25, 2019

Shit on a raft

Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.

I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.

by Naval Weasel March 28, 2018

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

not hitting on shit

if youre from atl or where im from in georgia, then yk this phrase means something or somebody’s lame or not talkin bout nun.

girl: *texting being dry and boring*
me: man you not hitting on shit, bye.

or

me: *is at main event and barely anybody’s here and its lame*
also me: *man main event ain hittin on shit*

by anonymous September 15, 2020