Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.

Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 30, 2018

Pissed

1. British slang for being drunk or getting drunk

2. American slang for being angry or irate.

1. I got pissed last night.

2. I was so pissed last night.

by DonG63 February 22, 2022

piss trout

Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.

1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"

by Jim-Bob Dillinger III Esquire May 5, 2018

Radioactive Piss

When you pee and it tastes like wine.

"Damn Toby! I took the fattest piss of my life and it splashed in my mouth! Tasted like WINE?!?!? It burnt off my tongue. I don't fuck with Radioactive Piss."

by theduckdestroya October 4, 2020

My backpack got pissed on

A Snapchat story posted by Malcolm Anderson.

Person A: My backpack got pissed on

Person B: L

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Fried Piss

Fried piss is used to cook piss fries and piss fried chicken.

Tommy made some fries with his fried piss instead of using the toilet to pee.

by REGGIESHITS August 27, 2022

Double-dip piss lips

A old saggy hag with oversized nanna flaps, that fall into a bucket-like cunt that a community of deadbeat losers store their seamen samples.

Hey did you see double-dip piss lips last weekend?

by Laicositna July 18, 2025