national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy May 24, 2018

National Bean Dip Day

On April 12 you get to bean dip anyone of your choice. You may bean dip UNLIMITED times with no coming back. Prepare to be bean dipped!!!

Its national bean dip day boys who trying to get dipped

by BeanDipKing69 May 25, 2018

national twat wop day

April 13th is National twat wop day. Girls get ready to get your twat or vagina slapped.

“Hide yo twat they comin’ . Didn’t you forget? It’s national twat wop day!”

by Kathy suire May 25, 2018

national make out day

this is a day where you can make out with anyone and not get called a whore or a slut or a fuck boy.

girl- “hey wanna make out?”
boy- “why”
girl- “because it’s national make out day”

by idklol66 May 26, 2018

National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

National Gina Appreciation Day

The day dedicated to appreciating Gina

Hey! Today’s national Gina appreciation day

by Skrrrrrr195427 May 28, 2018

National Send Buses Day

On April 18th every year, send the best picture of a bus to your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. Watch them recieve it with gratitude and confusion

Cunt- “Ayo vro shelby bouta receive this picture of a bus”
Fag- “Why vro that don’t even make sense”
Cunt- “It’s national send buses day dumbass”

by Big Weiner Nog May 31, 2018