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Wifi Money Ghost 

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.
Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost
Wifi Money Ghost by 0xRage September 26, 2023
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Floyd money 

A large sum of money payed out by law enforcement or government, to criminals or their families, when one is injured or killed during arrest or detainment.
The man was caught in a stolen car with an illegal firearm, he resisted arrest and even screamed at the officers to shoot him, he wanted that Floyd money.
Floyd money by Carmineprosciutto September 27, 2023
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mark money 

when someone named mark has a lot of money and is a rich guy
this can count for irl things and also online
person 1: why are you trying to be friends with mark so bad?
person 2: for that mark money
mark money by markedupmoney27 October 2, 2023

old money aesthetic 

Dressing in a way that makes you look rich without being lavish
You don't need to break the bank to look Old Money.
How to get the Old Money style.
A blazer is a necessity when it gets to looking like Old Money aesthetic.
old money aesthetic by jangjosh October 28, 2023

big money, big cock 

The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love

Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”

Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”

Cash Money Predator

A person who is only after wealth and money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her" - BashfortheWorld

Cash Money Predator

Referenced from BashfortheWorld's song "Darkest Before Dawn", this phrase is to describe someone who is only after money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her"