When you lose your leg in a motorcycle accident and put your Nub on your wife's back while you have sex with her
by 420doughboy702 August 7, 2025

Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness
by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022

by V aka the girlfriend stealer August 1, 2021

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

by Samguy March 11, 2025

Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.
by that-guy177 January 7, 2022
