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Carcase Fart

After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.
Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.
by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009
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Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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extracurricular fart

A fart that does more than just make noise - often leaving traces on the back wall of ones underwear.
John realized after his shorts got cold that his recent fart was infact an extracurricular fart.
by Dyjital May 9, 2010
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fart cast

The act of using a prevailing breeze, fan or air conditioner outlet to have your fart stench reach victims downstream. Highly effective for distribution of farts indoors or out.
There was a breeze going down the hallway so I fart cast into it to nail everyone in the lounge.
by polesmoker69 January 28, 2014
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fart for effect

When you feel a fart working towards dispersal you site
a target you wish to share your gas with and aim in thier
direction. Upon release as a fair warning you shout "fart
for effect!" Then beat a hasty exit.
This is a terminology borrowed from Army Field Artillery,
When an artillery battery has locked onto a target.
The battery will fire 1 round down range upon a call of "fire for effect."
" You should have seen Daisy's face when I went fart for effect
on her mother last night!"
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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Skype Farting

the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.
*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014
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Fart slut

A type of slut that likes to fart a lot and farts on people’s faces while doing oral and having sex
by Hannahpetiudie July 16, 2021
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