Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020

Douche Troll

A very particular type of a gay man.

I don't like that guy, I only go for douche trolls.

by twatwaffle1 December 13, 2010

douche tannel

one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.

1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.

by jimmy durante January 30, 2009

Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.

Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011

Douche nozzle

Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.

Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!

by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019

Dick douche canoe

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

by Willie June 11, 2021

Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015