Cum Pirate

A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.

"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"

by Icky Ike April 4, 2010

cum curdle

Curdled cum left from an orgasm after masturbation

Rob left a cum curdle on his sock after masturbation

by deniedcorpse October 16, 2009

cum-baked

Covered in cum

I'm not going to the mall with you, you got me all sweaty and cum-baked.

by SFGuy87 July 22, 2010

cum pirate

one who steals your cum and tries to put it in someone elses vagina to get them knocked up

dude i think that girl i was with 2 years ago was a cum pirate because i have 2 girls saying im there baby's daddy

by lushous lou May 9, 2010

Cum laughing

The act of uncontrollable laughter during the moment of climax

Ted: "I finally had sex with Christina last night then I started Cum laughing?"

Stuart: "You started Cum laughing some girls hate that"

Ted: "I know but I couldn't help it and she was cool with it, she even started laughing to?"

by AJ34 February 6, 2013

cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 8, 2015

Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015