double bro seven

your bro who's super secretive.

"Frankie left the party and nobody knew-I think he's Double Bro Seven."

by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006

brew bro

A brew bro is any guy with a lifted truck and a famous shirt.. usually from the 909 or I.E. but they seem to be popping up everywhere now. They're called brew bros because thats the way they ask for a beer.

909 guy: Hey Taylor, can you pass me a brew bro
Taylor: What kind ? Natty or bud light..
909 guy: Who cares, just pass me brew bro

by brewmaster October 26, 2007

what cha do bro

General greating for all occasions. Proper response is "what choo do bro?"

"What cha do bro?"
"What choo do bro?"

by Mr. Newby April 30, 2005

shrelp those nars nars bro brah

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.

Shrelp those nars nars bro brah. - OR - Those nars nars aren't going to shrelp themselves.

by Canasty December 29, 2007

Middle Class Bro

A bro that is making an annual pre-tax salary of $32,000 and $74,999. An upper middle class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of $75,000 - $124,999. An upper class bro has an annual pre-tax salary of above $125k.

I'm getting a raise to 49k, buying a 2,000 sq foot house, and drive a ford pick up truck. I am a MIDDLE CLASS BRO!

by FultonReedmightyducks January 28, 2012

Lax Bro

Also see douche bag

Lax bro 1: "I'm liking the oakley shades bro!"
Lax bro 2: "Thanks, gnarly plaid shorts and flip flops!"
Lax bro 1: "Thanks, wanna go pass around?"

by Roboto666 June 2, 2010

Lax Bro

usually found in Jersey or the west coast, bros enjoy chilling, getting (road?) head or dome, playing lax, and drinking Natty light. they make their bitches get them sandwiches and think women should stay in the kitchen. a common habit of a bro is to fuck a girl and then her mom/sister. they are douches. good examples at mylifeisbro.com

Bro 1: hey bro, did you fuck my sister?

Bro 2:yeah, then she made me a sandwich and gave me dome. ice me.

Bro 1: you're chill.

Bro 2: wanna have a sweet lax sesh?

these are some chill lax bro conversations

by ishouldbeinthekitchen August 30, 2010