smacked ass

An idiot. Someone who walks around as if he's been literally, smacked in the ass.

So, this smacked ass walks up to me, and asks me if I've got a dollar

by Pete November 28, 2003

ass soup

Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.

I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.

by toast455 July 2, 2005

ass ball

a game that is made up in teenager's basements... all you need is a ball that bounces and shit to break.

can be kicked, thrown, paddled, etc between two people. the smaller the room, the better.

Jimmy put a huge fucking hole in my wall last time we played assball.

by QBall July 11, 2006

Ass Muppet

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.

"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."

by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004

Ass Napkin

Toilet paper; also used as an insult.

You fucking ass napkin!

by {42}Ix June 8, 2003

ass licker

Someone who participates in licking of ass.

Man ryan Francis is such an ass licker!

by AK April 2, 2003

Bass Ass

The condition of breaking wind profusely after drinking a quantity of Real Ale. After the once common British Bitter brand,probably only because of the easy rhyme though,rather than that beers effects over any other.(Pedigree is far worse for one!)

God that stinks, you have Bass Ass!

by toymi69 May 26, 2008