Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 20, 2021

Old man

NeutralAir usually found sleeping in vc or eating chicken

The old man is sleeping in vc again

by Sleepy kid October 26, 2022

Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 23, 2019

old wok

An Old Wykehamist / alumnus of Winchester College, England.

Rishi Sunak is an Old Wok and has nice hair.

by February 26, 2021

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome July 01, 2020

Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…

Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!

by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022

Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.

My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).

by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 26, 2022