quarter life crisis

a time period of confusion, self doubt, and need for change during the first 25 years of one's life.

Since old farts have midlife crisis, and I am under 25, I must be having a quarter life crisis.

by Leslie Hume May 11, 2004

life is totally gay

If you clicked this then your life is totally gay!

Wow, when i clicked life is totally gay i realized that my life is totally Gay

by Dylan Manning 831 331 9467 !! January 30, 2009

hard knock life

a song by Jay Z. Also used by Dr Evil in the film 'Goldmember' when him and mini me are in jail.

its a hard knock life for us, its a hard knock life for us, steada treated, we get tricked, steada kisses, we get kicked....

by lewis April 7, 2004

Sexond Life

A name for a virtual environment primarily for coitus, otherwise commonly known as having sex.

Fann: I heard she's going Murdoch this July? What will happen to you?

Alfred: We'll do sexcam.

Fann: Sexting and sexcam and phone sex. What else?

Alfred: Errrr. Virtual Sex? SEXOND LIFE. /lollapse

by fananananana April 8, 2010

life tit

the tits of life. Often uneven and saggy casued by time. Only fun when people are sucking on them.

"aw man, sucked on a pair of life tits the other night, it was a good time!"

by courtakertit August 18, 2011

The Suck of Life

Anything that even remotely involves shittiness. It can be anything from an experience to a person. Anything that sucks, can suck, and will suck on an epic level.

This definition is the suck of life.

Hannah Montana concerts are the suck of life, even if Miley Cyrus is hot.

Those mashed potatoes are the suck of life.

by Voldemuffin September 27, 2008

real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.

T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011