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Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow
Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.
by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022
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Wet lip

Swamp slang used in areas such as deep Louisiana, Mississippi and etc
Stop with that wet lip and talk straight
by Forshoureandsevenyrsago October 7, 2022
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Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.
I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.
by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022
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wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
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Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.
Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.
by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022
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Wet Lava

A highly debated topic on the internet that will probably be the cause of WIII. Retards believe lava can be wet while dumbasses believe lava cannot be wet.
Jump into a pit of wet lava to see if it is, faggot.
by soulessbones January 20, 2022
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Wetting Down

Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
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