Yesterday’s Tits

Old news; Something past it’s prime.

Person one: “Shut up Ariana Grande”
Person two: “She’s yesterday’s tits for sure”

by PhxWordSmith August 25, 2018

It’ll be tits

used to describe something awesome. The college boy version of “that’s sweet”.

“Come to the party later it’ll be tits”

by lilbai May 21, 2019

National grab tits

Grab so many boobs you can on 12.april

I grabbed 20 tits today
Oh damn i forgot it was the national grab tits day today

by Norge loven April 11, 2019

Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks

Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch”

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019

Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.

Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

on the tilt side

When you have had a few drinks; are slightly impaired by the consumption of alcoholic beverages; are in a state of drunkenness that is less noticeable than tipsy. Similar to buzzed, except less of an enjoyable situation, and more a state of impairment.

'Robert probably shouldn't be the one who drives to the grocery store, he is a little on the tilt side.'

by misterdos April 28, 2020

National send tits day

May 10th send a pic of your tits to anyone.

1: “Oh damn, I really wanna send my tits to anyone”
2: “Why?”
1: “Cause today is the National send tits day”

by sendmeyourboobsplz May 10, 2020