Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

Ke$ha Poo

Glitter. It's glitter. Ke$ha physically discharges actual glitter from her body. It's a fact. I read it on Facebook.

"WOW! Your Ke$ha Poo eyeliner looks fantastic!"

by gerden December 5, 2021

pee pee poo poo

a thing a Texas child wont stop saying saying when I'm trying to beat my meat

Texas kid: "pee pee poo poo"
me: * moans *

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

garlic poo

When you poo garlic out.

Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Poo Poo Head

Shit On A Head

'Hes A Poo Poo Head'

by Mxhyb April 11, 2022

Natty poo

This mf is the most sexiest person ever *lip bite emoji* this bitch lives in discord and will not understand shit abt what’s happening. BRO GIVE THIS MF SUM NITRO PLEASE-

Person 1: My grandma just died from cancer

Natty poo: :arsons_emoji2:

Person 2: NATTY POO CAN YOU NOT-

by Spicy poo June 17, 2021

poo

1. the solid human excretion;
2. a rude name to call someone;
3. an exclamation of dissappointment

1. "hahaha bro i just did the biggest poo!"
2. "awhh brooo you are such a poo!"
3. "oh poo, im gonna be late!"

by anonymous April 24, 2024