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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud
by mrs tosser November 12, 2025
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profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.
That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne
by doubleu December 18, 2010
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Parking Lot Racing

Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.

Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.

Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
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mina park

by prisikeeeeeeeeeee January 21, 2019
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Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route
My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic
by thenoladriver September 26, 2025
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The Tim Parks

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots
"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
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