Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

John Cris Munsayac

Verb. An act of being friendzone by his/her love ones.

Adj. A good person who always received nothing after he/she give everything.

Ex. If you fell inlove with your friend you will become John Cris Munsayac

by Dr. Richer Witchcraft April 2, 2020

John Rain Itoralba

Someone who is deeply in love with a person named maor. Extremely thunderous and loves to suck cock with his buddies jan, jj and samuel

Lets suck some dick John Rain Itoralba!

by Samuel loves margar May 4, 2022

John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

John David Earling

Slang for average cheese enjoyer

John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.

by John David Earling February 1, 2022

To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

by slangingshark September 24, 2023