Bird in a cage

To feel trapped by one’s peripheral vision being blocked by objects such as sunglasses, glasses, baseball caps, and hats

I feel like a bird in a cage when I drive with glasses!! BIRD IN A CAGE BIRD IN A CAGE

by Joaquinmykitty July 12, 2024

Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.

I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!

by mika6969 July 20, 2024

The Biggest Bird

Literally Sadie

Sadie is literally the biggest bird

by radsad August 8, 2024

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.

Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Cheeseburger bird

A nickname for chickadees in North America, so called due to their springtime mating calls

(Me) I hear the cheeseburger bird

(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger

(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee

(Me) Yes

by Hurricane Dorian March 31, 2025

Bird day

Bird day is a day on 1st of April in which everybody is required to express their support for all birds by engaging in birdposting

We must birdpost because it's Bird Day

by talpro March 31, 2025