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green day

most awesome band ever, and (contrary to popular belief) have had more than ONE FREEKIN ALBUM.
have many fans. some real, some not.
by 'real' i mean those who actually LIKE them and don't just say they're cool coz they wana be thought of as, aherm, 'rawk'
1. 'dude, there's this awesome new band, they came out this year'
'what are they called?
'green day'
*2nd guy hits 1st guy over the head*
'sorry dude'
2. omg! i looooove green day. they are like totally the best band EVER! i love american idiot!
*pauses with expression of self realisation*
omg i've just realised i think im so totally 'rock' when im clearly NOT'
by shmeh May 13, 2005
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Day-shorts

1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.

2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.

To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!


-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
by moydog March 14, 2009
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juice day

A "Juice Day" or "Juice morning" when hungover or otherwise, is when you drink juice all day as it is more sustaining than water and you dont think you are capable of eating food yet.
"How was Richelles last night?"
"Okay. Having a wicked juice day today though."
by asdf** January 11, 2008
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Singles Day

A day when Alibaba goes crazy and gives 1000 people free stuff
It's Singles Day! 100% discount on humans guaranteed
by terribledictionary November 11, 2019
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Rainy Day

A Rainy Day is a girl (or guy) who you call up when you're bored and have nobody else to call over for a hook-up. When it's rainy outside, and you don't want to go out and find a girl, you call your rainy day over and hope that by the time it's over, the sun is out for her to leave.
It's been raining all day and it's not like I'm going out to the bar like this, lemme call Delilah over for a Rainy Day hook up.
by Mkord January 22, 2019
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Alfie days

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.
by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019
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Castration day

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)
“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”
by Apendicitis April 20, 2021
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