Woods 

verb. the act of discarding a carcass of a recent nuisance kill in the woods near the back forty. i.e. an opposum that was eating your cat's food, wild dog that was eat your chickens, stray tom cat that was pissing on your back door, coyote, etc.
Animal control "old school country style".

Hold on a minute Man, I'm woodsing a 'yote I slammed that was after my chick'ns.

Woods by ncarolinacountry January 23, 2011

A babe in the woods

Most often used as a metaphore meaning someone who is inexperienced, but can most definetly mean a very attractive woman that you find in the woods.

Ron: Dude, i was taking a stroll in the forest and i found a babe in the woods!

Rick: Are you serious??

Ron: Yeah man, i fucked the shit outta her!

A babe in the woods by ronthefucker October 3, 2008

j word 

a forbidden word you should never say and is only used by Lord Weest
I would love to tell you, but i'd be sent to Weest hell.
Sorry.

Lord Weest: "In this house we only use the j word"
fans: "wtf is the j word?????"
Lord Weest: "look it up on urban dictionary, loser"
fans: "thanks daddy hnnng"

j word by SexyFardaan May 13, 2019

w-word 

the polite way to meantion the race descriptor to a caucasian person who finds being called white offensive. It's like the n-word or r-word, and is a synonym to honkie or cracker. see http://w-word.synthasite.com/

Johnathan really hates being called the w-word, I still call him a honky cracker from time to time though.

w-word by sic0 October 8, 2008

tiger woods 

to do an uppercut to someone's ballsack with full force. Usually done either out of anger, or joy from doing something really good. Ball sacks tend to just find someones fist during a tiger woods.

I tiger woodsed that guy so badly he bled.

tiger woods by ball punch expert January 8, 2009

Tiger Woods 

When a girl/guy defacates on a white man's testicales

"Give me a Tiger Woods, take a log of your shit and smack my nuts like they are golf balls"

Tiger Woods by DocWattson July 24, 2006

Word Thief

Someone who steals or tries to claim that a particular phrase, word or common lexicon was made up or invented by themselves.

That Jettie, thinks she invented the word wanklette, bladdy word thief! It's so obviously mine!

Word Thief by William King II October 3, 2008