May 7

National Skip Prom Day/Leg Day

Girl: You want to go to prom?
Boy: Nah it’s on May 7th, so I got to hit leg day

by jacksonthor28 April 2, 2022

15th May

15th May is the day the bells toll and everything goes wrong, accidents, news reports everything. Whoever is born in May 15th or 14th should go to hell

Girl: "why are you so tense?"
Boy: "I can hear the bells tolling. Something is going to happen."
Girl: "is it 15th May ?"
Boy: "yes."

by M.raihan May 11, 2025

May

The biggest bottom in the entire world, yet in denial about it.

omg I am such a May
guys May is such a bottom

by zen the zen February 1, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

may 20

pussy licking day!

"what day is it today?"
"may 20 why?"
"Ca i lick ur pussy?"

by zsxdecfr4gv5bh6nj7 December 13, 2022

May 10th

national go to the zoo with your gf day

hey it’s May 10th, we should totally go to the zoo together!

by lilrippy May 9, 2020

May 13

National sloppy toppy day. Give your bestest bitch some good sloppy toppy

babe it's may 13 time for your sloppy toppy!

by dirtyfishwater November 23, 2021