Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Urban Dictionary Love

When one defines their significant other by their first name on Urban Dictionary. Usually causes near immediate regret, as any love you define on the internet isn't going to last long.

Urban Dictionary Love is so romantique!

Dude, Marcus defined his girlfriend on Urban Dictionary. She dumped him because the second definition for her name was 'Cum guzzling bum bobkin.'

by 6:47 AM November 1, 2006

urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.

Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.

by Matt August 5, 2005

Urban Dictionary Voting

A feature that was once on the Urban Dictionary website where you could vote for definitions to be either approved or not approved, but has since been removed for some reason?!

Don’t ask me why Urban Dictionary Voting was removed... I have no idea.

by nlolhere June 10, 2021

Urban Dictionary Addict

Someone who spends hours searching for hilarious and intelligent slang words and posting it on their facebook status in a attempt to make themselves look cool and original when in fact, they just look like a try hard

Chris "Hey, did you see Yasmeen's FB status about the state of the financial situation in Kazakhstan? That was hilarious!"
Ninya "Pfft, I read that on Urban Dictionary already. She's a Urban Dictionary addict whose only friends are houseplants. I've seen her talking to them"

by LeRoux May 20, 2010

Urban Dictionary Mug

1. (n) A liquid recepticle, custom-order printed with a definition from the online Urban Dictionary; 2. (n) An effective revenue-raising tactic for the aforementioned website, preferential to pleas for donations, or excessive site-advertising, also known as Page Whoring.

Sally: "Hi there Doug, I like your mug - what does it say?"

Doug: "It's an Urban Dictionary Mug. I was feeling rebellious, so I ordered this mug with the definition of 'Mug' on it - isn't that hilarious?"

Sally: "Lose your virginity, Doug."

Doug: "Your mum already handled it, Sally!"

by Jazzdrummer25 March 4, 2010

Urban Dictionary Disorder

A psychiatric disorder where every goddamn word has to mean something related to sex. As in, you ask someone with Urban Dictionary Disorder what a certain word is, and they're going to tell you it's some sexual move or position.

See: annoying as hell

Person 1: Which street do I turn on once I pass the stop sign?

Urban Dictionary Disorder Sufferer: Uhuhuhuuh that's what she said!

Person1: I'm just looking for directions to the cofee shop parlor.

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHAH that's what HE said!

Person1: Why is that sexual? Why is every damn thing have to mean something obscene these days? What the hell is it with people?

UDD Sufferer: HAHAHHAHAA that's what SHE said!! LULZ

by IsHeInsane June 16, 2009