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#63 has been reassigned!
#Rule 63: The proposition that it is possible to find genderswapped versions of every fictional character, especially as fan arts on the internet.
Rules Of The Internet: Bowsette applies to rule 63
by 18thAngel September 27, 2018
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slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018
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Rule of three cliché

A common thing that appears in video games.In order to get the next objective the player must destroy,kill,talk,conquer...etc. three things.
"Kill the Elite Three in order the pass the gate"

"Rule of three cliché strikes again"
by MrRedflick October 3, 2018
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mango rules

Where person one in the relationship wants a food item, but if the person 2 wants thus same item he/she has to get their own because the first mentioned will not share.

Not withstanding that if the first's item is finished the second has to share.
Person 1-"im getting a chocolate, you want one? "
Person 2-"can't i just share with you?"

Person 1-"hell no Mango Rules"
by Budjiebezuidenhout April 2, 2018
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The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!
by That bitch tree May 14, 2018
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Rule 34

Some weird-ass internet rule that could severely damage one's childhood.
Rule 34 is the rule that if something exists on the internet, there's porn of it.
(i disrecommend searching it up)
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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

You are here

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What you're doing

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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