michael steele

a person that thinks despacito and loss is still funny

michael steele still thinks those outdated memes are funny

by stanaal July 18, 2018

Michael

The introverted teen reading this right now

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.

by cheems1 March 7, 2022

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019

michael amos koehler

A little gay fagbag

That's all there is to it

Hey its michael Amos Koehler

by Anonymous 202111q November 16, 2017

michael conway

that guy who used to be so annoying in middle school but is now becoming the biggest fuckboy in high school

Person 1: Yo remember that annoying kid in 6th grade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: There's a rumor going around that he fucked 5 girls at a party?
Person 2: WTF, since when does he get girls now?
Person 1: I have no idea. Looks like he's become a michael conway

by im a hoe for u January 16, 2020