Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Douch bait

The act of making a comment in a YouTube video to draw comments from Trolls and Shills in the comment section so that they may identified and blocked.

“I said that in my video as douch bait to get the trolls to comment “

by Cheeky Monkees April 13, 2019

Douche

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a douche.

by Aphiina April 15, 2019

Douche nozzle

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness

that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something

by bmorr May 3, 2019

douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

Douche Nozzle

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.

“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”

by forestpheebs February 21, 2019

Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

by TheChoi June 6, 2019