Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Reverse bear

seks from the back with bear noises (big hug)

im gonna reverse bear you grrrrrrl

by #1reversebearfan May 26, 2025

gummy bears

something desirable. usually a snack at the ungodly hour of 3am

"mmm a pack of gummy bears sound real good right about now~"

by R0tt3ngutz666 February 4, 2022

Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals

Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap

by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023

Bear Bollinger

male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree

Bear Bollinger is a male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree.

by Bear is kool May 3, 2018

Take drugs, kill bear

A phrase originating from Fallout New Vegas, Take Drugs Kill Bear is a philosophical mindset, roughly meaning "Do fun stuff, take on challenges" It also does refer to the practice of consuming narcotics and engaging in lethal fights with bears.

"I don't know man, I live with a more "Take drugs, kill bear" type philosophy, y'know?"

by LikeSomeReallyEvilGuy April 4, 2025

crissy bear

Something that you call your hot chocolate friend christain while he's committing cock and ball torture

"Hey Chrissy bear!"

" why the fuck did you call me crissy bear?"

" I can see that you are committing cock and ball torture... need some help?"

"What the fuck"

by The Mlolm April 28, 2022